Heaven Demotivational Poster
THE GRAND CHAW-HEE - It's his birthday.
ALLOWED TO PLAY? -
HEAVEN - well they were right about the virgins
The four P's of heaven -
Dogs are Gentlemen -
HEAVEN - This must be what it's like ...
PREJUDICE - Isn't it about time We hear his side of the story? Being fair is a good thing right?
HEAVEN'S LIGHT - TELL ME HOW SOMETHING THIS BEAUTIFUL IS ALL ACCIDENTAL.
PREFERENCE - I prefer hell to heaven Just for the company
HEAVEN - Only the faithful, or willing future heart patients get to experience it.
IF DOGS DON'T GO TO HEAVEN... - Then I would rather go where they go...
The Lucifer Effect -
NOT GUINESS THOUGH -
IF THERE IS JUSTICE IN THE UNIVERSE - then heaven is run by our dogs and they wait at the gate to welcome you... Man, is Vick screwed!
HEAVEN - Proof that one exists. At least for nerds.
BY THE TIME YOU'VE READ THIS - YOU'VE ALREADY READ IT.
BACON - It's what dreams are made of... And apparently Heaven.
BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER -
The 2nd Time Around -
NO DOGS IN HEAVEN - Then who will take care of our humans
BAD LUCK - It's not that no one likes you up there,it's just they REALLY like you down there.
LETS MAKE A DEAL -
JUST WANT HIM BACK -
HEAVEN? - Not today
STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN -
STAIRWAY CLOSED - Please use ladder.
The Social Divide -
When Heaven Comes To Earth -
LEAVING LAS VEGAS -
POINT OF VIEW -
IDIOTS GUIDE TO HEAVEN -
AUGUST CALENDAR 8/14- PICK UP LINES -
YOU FEEL - closest to Heaven when you climb a mountain. And closest to Hell as you fall back down.
SUCH A WASTE? - Because in that great gig in the sky With the likes of Hendrix and Lennon ripping it up on stage Amy Winehouse is the one serving the drinks
FREE TIME - Some people have too much
BILL HICKS - He's up in heaven right now...sniffing Yul Brynner's noggin. WOO! PARTY TIME!
Angel On His Shoulder -
The Three Way Marriage -
breaking point -
Neither Heaven nor hell -
The Devil's Rejects -
A Little Piece Of Heaven -
More Dead Than Alive -
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell -
IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING - This Is The Dream Up And That Is The Nightmare Of Down And We Are Always Somewhere In The Middle
Crazy Woman -
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou -
Touched By An Angel -
My Memories -
Spirit In The Sky -
Maple Glazed Canadian Bacon -
HEAVEN GOES BY FAVOR... - If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. Mark Twain
Heaven Knows -
BETTER WIDEN THE ROAD -
The Afterlife -
DEATH BE NOT PROUD -
IN MOTIFAKE HEAVEN -
JESUS WATCHES OVER HEAVEN - As Jesus watched over heaven at the right hand of the Father. All that embrace heaven in it's beauty, comforts, abundance of wine & feast, and all the Earthly carnal pleasures of CARNIVAL!!
CHOOSE WISELY -
DEFINITION: HOWARD - The Lord's middle name. "Our Father, who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name."
CHAIRWAY - To heaven
The Meaning Of Life -
Permanent Vacation -
The Only Game In Town -
Traffic Jam -
The Watched Pot, Never Boils. -