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Heaven Demotivational Poster

THE GRAND CHAW-HEE - It's his birthday.



TAGS: guitar play heaven music over
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by caveman

twill1962 - September 28, 2012, 8:34 pm
Don't forget Free Bird!
calvin5040 - November 21, 2011, 8:04 pm
What that you say??? you wan me to go to the other music store and buy my stuff there?

HEAVEN - well they were right about the virgins

TAGS: heaven game
Rating: 4.59/5

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Reality Lord - December 11, 2010, 7:28 am

dear guy.....wow....well deserved and totally solid 5L. nice one buddy!
guyfox - December 8, 2010, 8:29 pm
ask me in 5 minutes and I'll let you know
Donkasaurus - December 8, 2010, 8:27 pm
How distracting would it be to try and play a video game while you're squeezin one out?

The four P's of heaven -

TAGS: heaven i m so there
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

GaryO - November 21, 2013, 8:16 am
It’s poop awareness month…..(in some circles)...just doin' my part for the cause
chickenlittle - November 20, 2013, 9:29 pm
Haha that's great GaryO, I just got that... 5Ps :D
GaryO - November 20, 2013, 6:46 am
...and Poop. 5Ps

Dogs are Gentlemen -

HEAVEN - This must be what it's like ...

TAGS: heaven ust be what like
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - December 21, 2011, 6:58 pm
Maybe that is the next isle. Hopefully there is bratwurst there too...
Swampfox - December 20, 2011, 6:15 pm
No firearms?
Budog - December 19, 2011, 6:38 pm
I hope they show NFL games there...
maoworks2 - December 19, 2011, 6:28 pm
It Looks Like Heaven Too Me,But We Need Crackers!

PREJUDICE - Isn't it about time We hear his side of the story? Being fair is a good thing right?

TAGS: god devil humans heaven hell
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - December 6, 2011, 10:17 am
I added the text myself
HypercatZed - August 24, 2011, 2:05 pm
I usually don't like motivational posters that use a text as pic. But this one is so great.


TAGS: god heaven creation spirituality supernatural
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by acegik

Vinxman - December 29, 2012, 4:57 pm
The more pollution, the more colorful the sunset. God is pro-pollution. *The more you know.*
MissPriss - December 29, 2012, 2:51 pm
No matter who or what did it, it was created. And in my eye, I judge it beautiful. 5L
PapaFox - December 29, 2012, 12:29 pm
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Nature is not inherently beautiful, it is we who judge if it is beautiful.
EmilioDumphque - December 29, 2012, 12:13 pm
So, you've decided this view is "beautiful"? Would you still think so if it happened in an instant and was followed by a mushroom shaped cloud?
Sho - December 29, 2012, 12:10 pm
Electricity was 'discovered' by accident
robbidos - December 29, 2012, 12:03 pm
accident implies someone was trying to do something
CloudchaserS - December 29, 2012, 10:54 am
You should also submit this to Religfake
Kstoker - December 29, 2012, 10:42 am
It's all accidental

PREFERENCE - I prefer hell to heaven Just for the company

TAGS: hell is better than heaven
Rating: 4.65/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 1, 2012, 7:51 pm
So even the slightest of breeze will work wonders
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 4:29 pm
…and it’s a dry heat

HEAVEN - Only the faithful, or willing future heart patients get to experience it.

IF DOGS DON'T GO TO HEAVEN... - Then I would rather go where they go...

TAGS: dogs heaven
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Chef

Aurielius - October 24, 2015, 5:46 pm
Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.-Twain
trisha4u2 - June 22, 2011, 6:05 pm
i really rather go were dog go if they dont go to heaven
Derek - June 3, 2010, 7:11 pm
I think he's going to meet Obi-Wan


TAGS: wishes calendar beer heaven
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Greeny

spacedog - June 3, 2012, 12:57 am
Nice one Greeny. 5 cold ones.
CloudchaserS - June 3, 2012, 12:53 am
Give it a few days and the lake of beer will smell and taste like the now dead fish that were in it when it was water
crankyhead - June 2, 2012, 5:14 pm
5uddenly, I'm very thir5ty.
GaryO - June 2, 2012, 4:00 pm
My recurring dream………
gas - June 2, 2012, 3:36 pm
haha.. some are never happy
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:46 pm
My first 5L laugh of the day. Thanks Greeny!

IF THERE IS JUSTICE IN THE UNIVERSE - then heaven is run by our dogs and they wait at the gate to welcome you... Man, is Vick screwed!

HEAVEN - Proof that one exists. At least for nerds.

TAGS: marvel dc catfight ***y nerd heaven
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Vengeance

suenero - June 8, 2010, 5:44 am
This is why I always wished I could draw.
Bakstabr - June 7, 2010, 8:34 am
I dont know.....a bunch of catfights? I will take it you have never seen a true one or you would know NO dude would get in the middle of it hehe.


BACON - It's what dreams are made of... And apparently Heaven.


The Lucifer Effect -

TAGS: friends enemies heaven hell humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - December 15, 2014, 6:14 am
Thank you sir... :)
GaryO - December 14, 2014, 11:04 pm
GaryO - December 14, 2014, 11:04 pm
Man, I love this one

The 2nd Time Around -

TAGS: life death birth reincarnation heaven
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 6, 2014, 8:37 am
It kept me up all night after I made the poster. LoL
Oldsod - August 6, 2014, 7:08 am
Nothing creepy at all about that idea. Thank5 for giving me something to keep me up tonight.

Paradise -

NO DOGS IN HEAVEN - Then who will take care of our humans

BAD LUCK - It's not that no one likes you up there,it's just they REALLY like you down there.

TAGS: heaven hell bad luck
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by whocares0

mariand - August 26, 2011, 8:27 pm
cool...I like it 5L



TAGS: daddy girl mommy heaven
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

dudeishehot - March 8, 2012, 2:28 pm
Holy perspective........thanks LA, that was like a kick in the b@lls. Very Nice.
krazyivanthedivine - March 7, 2012, 7:24 pm
5L for almost making me cry.
Iconoclast - March 7, 2012, 3:19 pm
YES, treasure what you have, child or grandchild, while you can. Make sure that they will have only good memories of you. Our time together is much too short.
holymoly - March 7, 2012, 10:00 am
d***.. I'm going home for a hug. 5 for sure. nice one LA

HEAVEN? - Not today


TAGS: heaven
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

Treehodger - March 4, 2010, 1:54 am
I remember this when it had a much, much higher rating. I really liked this one too. Shame I can't revote another 5.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 25, 2010, 8:03 am
Laugh all you want.....I really do sleepwalk and destroy my own house. Am I culpable for the things i do?
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 4:56 am
@Moooooo - Then you have something to really drink about.
LinkFox101113 - January 25, 2010, 1:43 am
Over-think things much?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2010, 9:51 am
What if you sleepwalk and kill the people you love?.....No, Seriously?


TAGS: stairway to heaven beer heineken
Rating: 3.27/5

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CANADA - July 30, 2009, 1:35 pm
k i follow
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 1:34 pm
It all started here today Canada
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 10:12 am
Dammit, you always got to sucker me in with the Heineken...5 Poodles


STAIRWAY CLOSED - Please use ladder.

The Social Divide -

TAGS: discretion military karma heaven hell
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - March 26, 2014, 12:58 am
Thank you. :)
lgvernon - March 25, 2014, 1:00 pm

Now I need to sign up under ten different names so I can like this 10 times!

Heaven -

TAGS: heaven perspective choices prefrences hammy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

CloudchaserS - September 3, 2013, 9:26 am
Now I'm thinking of the Bob Rivers parody Dirty Deeds (Done With Sheep)
Cannabal - September 3, 2013, 7:09 am
You dirty 5heepf'ucker!

When Heaven Comes To Earth -



TAGS: marriage heaven hell
Rating: 4.11/5

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Derek - February 2, 2010, 5:03 pm
As one with the landscape - beautiful picture


TAGS: christian jew muslim aetheist heaven
Rating: 3.89/5

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Reality Lord - July 1, 2010, 12:40 pm

aggy.....use small words dude...homer simpson style please. not sure whether to thank you or log off here and register you with NAMBLA....lol. ty...am trying.
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 10:37 pm
Impressive action, Reality. Most impressive. By giving constructive rejection reasons, we've made more timmys and crybabies by than I can recall banning.
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 10:34 pm

i bow down.
GreyScorpion - June 29, 2010, 6:27 pm
you're welcome
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 5:18 pm

ty dude but i owe alot of it to the mod who rejected and gave me tips on the first. no idea who it was but sincerley...thank you.
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 5:12 pm
Good Work !


TAGS: fell from heaven pain s m pick up line
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by tryal

tryal - August 14, 2010, 5:21 pm
thats what the paper bag is for
Arkot - August 14, 2010, 11:25 am
Because it looks like you landed on your face.

YOU FEEL - closest to Heaven when you climb a mountain. And closest to Hell as you fall back down.

SUCH A WASTE? - Because in that great gig in the sky With the likes of Hendrix and Lennon ripping it up on stage Amy Winehouse is the one serving the drinks


TAGS: life time death natural heaven water fall landscape park
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by giulio

Rhino - August 28, 2009, 2:40 am
Plitvice Waterfalls Plitvicka Jezera, Croatia http://www.widerange.org/ph**o.php?id=259
cPR - August 7, 2009, 7:23 am
Anyone knows where that it?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 6, 2009, 12:12 am
This is not only great, but it quotes Laurie Anderson, one of my artistic and poetic heroes. Way to go, Giulio!
Sean - June 5, 2009, 8:57 pm
First rate.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 8:37 pm
Disturbingly great.

FREE TIME - Some people have too much

TAGS: mind f*** optical illusions stairway to heaven
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by Roamer

Wolfie - April 8, 2009, 6:43 pm
Dee, how is that possible? I mean it's got a range of a couple of degrees, tops 30, but beyond that wouldn't it look... odd?
DotDotDot - December 23, 2008, 1:40 am
Julian Beever - The king of too much free time (though this particular work is not his)
Dee - November 7, 2008, 2:34 pm
actually the picture was drawn so it would look like thatirrespective of what angle you ph**ographed it from.
leeebling - November 7, 2008, 9:32 am
that looks like banksy's work and trust he's a f***ing legend probarly does have too much free time but its better than sitting on here like we all do making silly little posters of someone elses work.
Overlord Douchebag - October 9, 2008, 12:04 am
That's not Ph**oshop, dumbass. That's an actual artwork, the picture was taken from an angle to make it look like that.
Cheeze - October 8, 2008, 10:42 pm
ph**oshop. Some people use it.

BILL HICKS - He's up in heaven right now...sniffing Yul Brynner's noggin. WOO! PARTY TIME!

cornered -

TAGS: heaven hell
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

spacedog - September 7, 2014, 9:27 am
Greeny - September 7, 2014, 7:15 am
baseball bats AND umbrellas - I'm ready
Oldsod - September 7, 2014, 6:56 am
Only you could make consideration of Paradise creepy. 5 Wing-ed Lions!
GaryO - September 6, 2014, 11:54 pm

Angel On His Shoulder -

TAGS: angels heaven hell wishes marriage
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - May 23, 2014, 3:28 am
Sometimes wishes do come true... :(
MissPriss - May 23, 2014, 1:45 am
Loved the twist ending.

The Three Way Marriage -

breaking point -

TAGS: heaven pain endure
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

Zetmonk - February 15, 2014, 1:12 pm
It makes you literally feel a moment, you never have to endure. 5L
ughomer - February 12, 2014, 7:55 am
LLLLL "Best in Sho" for this one.
MissPriss - February 11, 2014, 2:37 pm
5L Sho...the words come so easily to you, where as, most of mine are trapped as mere thoughts in my head.

misspelling -

TAGS: surrounded by mormons carface all dogs go to heaven except chihuahuas
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 28, 2013, 3:41 pm
I'm opening a 5L can of whoop a** on ya crotchety!

Neither Heaven nor hell -


TAGS: heaven hell quotes dirty clean
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 30, 2014, 12:13 am
I leave mine dirty. Once you wash it the 1st time it seems to become a nasty habit...teehee.
Oldsod - May 29, 2014, 5:45 pm
Thought about washing mine the other day, but fear that, once the dirt is gone, I'll be afoot...

The Devil's Rejects -

TAGS: good evil heaven hell choice
Rating: 4.95/5

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Greybeard - May 27, 2014, 1:30 am
Thank you :)
MissPriss - May 27, 2014, 12:32 am
There has to be evil so you know to enjoy the good. Personally, I prefer being evil...5L more enjoyable than being good...muhaha!
EmilioDumphque - May 26, 2014, 4:37 pm
Color and sound are just our brain's way of interpreting data that comes as light frequency and air pressure waves. Good and evil are also interpretations. They don't really exist without it.

A Little Piece Of Heaven -

TAGS: bacon heaven price lies
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 22, 2013, 12:38 am
Maybe the decimal is in the wrong place...teehee
curlyrocks - June 21, 2013, 8:56 pm
I would riot if bacon was that expensive. That better not just be bacon but the best d*** bacon in the world!
MissPriss - June 21, 2013, 7:44 pm
Expensive for a pound of bacon...pretty reasonable for getting in on a ground level deal for heaven.
Reality Lord - June 21, 2013, 11:20 am

whoa...no ones says anything about the price of bacon?

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell -

TAGS: beer fate destiny hell heaven
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - May 30, 2014, 4:55 am
You can count me in... :)
MissPriss - May 30, 2014, 12:27 am
Oh screw beer. I've already made my reservations and demand the fancy ****tails with the little umbrellas in 'em. Should I save you a seat Grey?

More Dead Than Alive -

TAGS: life death heaven hell psycho
Rating: 4.9/5

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Greybeard - March 31, 2014, 1:36 am
Thank you. :)
MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:17 pm
Reading minds now these days Grey? 5L...awesome!


TAGS: in the heavens
Rating: 4.83/5

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IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING - This Is The Dream Up And That Is The Nightmare Of Down And We Are Always Somewhere In The Middle

Crazy Woman -

Oh Brother, Where Art Thou -

TAGS: heaven hell evil hypocrisy good
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

lgvernon - March 16, 2014, 3:30 pm

5L and fav'd.
Greybeard - March 16, 2014, 3:58 am
Thank you for the nice comments. I've been here the whole time but the military networks in Afghanistan normally restricts Motinet. :(
JesusWept - March 15, 2014, 8:53 pm
Absolutely brilliant! L L L L L
premiumgrade - March 15, 2014, 7:21 pm
Man’s hypocrisy. You nailed it. 5L
MissPriss - March 15, 2014, 1:02 pm
Mr.Grey makes a 5L comeback! Where ya been hiding...drop me a pm.
maoworks2 - March 15, 2014, 11:43 am
I Like This One, Good One.

Touched By An Angel -

TAGS: angel heaven terror satan hell
Rating: 4.75/5

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Greybeard - April 30, 2014, 12:25 am
LoL. Thank you everyone.
GaryO - April 29, 2014, 8:42 pm
Well, that explains gramma, and that ‘I’m gonna gitcha’ game she always played….
Sho - April 29, 2014, 1:03 pm
Beautiful :')
lgvernon - April 29, 2014, 11:09 am

This is terrific!~

My Memories -

Spirit In The Sky -

TAGS: song spirit in the sky norman greenbaum heaven hell death funeral tune
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 6, 2014, 8:54 pm
Well you have an advantage then cuz I've never heard Stellar Kart's version. I'm gonna see if I can track it down...thanks!
STP - February 6, 2014, 8:15 pm
I actually never got a chance to listen to the original, but I know Stellar Kart does a decent version of it.


TAGS: hell heaven
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Sho

Greeny - November 27, 2012, 7:40 pm
Fate only happens after the fact - you never know until it has happened. It's kinda like if a yo-yo you're playin with swings wild & ***s the boys - you can call it fate, if you want to...

Maple Glazed Canadian Bacon -

TAGS: above usa there is heaven
Rating: 4.73/5

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Pagong - July 2, 2013, 1:24 pm
Do believe that we all have our own versions of heaven. Think that I share yours with my salty dried fish. Sodium overload, here I come.
Pagong - July 2, 2013, 1:17 pm
Thanks, MissPriss. Care to share some, eh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2013, 3:05 am
I don't go in for these "maple bacon" varieties...Bacon should be salty, with just a hint of myocardial infarction.
MissPriss - July 1, 2013, 12:48 am
Oh yes it is...us canucks, not as stupid as you think we are. The devil made me say that...5L for making me get up and make myself a sinfully awesome bacon sandwich!

HEAVEN GOES BY FAVOR... - If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. Mark Twain

Heaven Knows -


TAGS: entertainment dividing line heaven
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - November 10, 2012, 3:42 pm
Summer road trip? My SUV and your money will take us far teehee.

The Afterlife -


TAGS: heaven eternity purgatory
Rating: 4.22/5

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GreyScorpion - August 2, 2010, 10:12 pm
I wish I'd never taught her that trick...uh...manuever...uh...equilizer...uh...situational enhancement...yeah, that's the ticket
agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 10:09 pm
Always the victim, huh Grey?
GreyScorpion - August 2, 2010, 9:39 pm
oh daisy, daisy give me your answer do...5L, I'm half crazy over the love of,.... that meth you slipped in my ****tail..you could of just asked


TAGS: sean motifake heaven jesus motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.41/5

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Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:22 am
By the way, 5/5. Great poster, Ron, as usual.
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:21 am
Well, he gave me sight. He mustn't hate the long ones too much.
Derek - November 22, 2009, 3:16 am
In the latter half of the bible God does seem to favour short names.
Airman - November 20, 2009, 5:52 pm
just amazing
BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 5:42 pm
I know you have years of practice...but I wish I could do that. 5 poodles!
ronsart - November 20, 2009, 5:23 pm
LOL @Mr. GreyScorpion...just one of the horn blowers...lol
GreyScorpion - November 20, 2009, 4:58 pm
he may sitteth on the right hand, but he who created this motifake, is God


TAGS: life time spock kid star trek human nature heaven hell
Rating: 3.24/5

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Woody - June 17, 2009, 11:35 pm
that would be my line.

JESUS WATCHES OVER HEAVEN - As Jesus watched over heaven at the right hand of the Father. All that embrace heaven in it's beauty, comforts, abundance of wine & feast, and all the Earthly carnal pleasures of CARNIVAL!!


DEFINITION: HOWARD - The Lord's middle name. "Our Father, who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name."

CHAIRWAY - To heaven

The Meaning Of Life -

TAGS: life death heaven pain sorrow
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 16, 2015, 3:36 pm
So sorry for your loss. Right now it may be too hard to believe, but she'll always be there in your heart.
MissPriss - March 16, 2015, 3:33 pm
Grey...once again or should I say as usual 5L remarkable!
Greybeard - March 16, 2015, 7:30 am
Thank you all for your kindness.
mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 2:05 am
GB, thanks for serving. Last time favorite redhead out that way, I almost had the suits come knocking. Instead, I got a really funny picture, thank GOD! The price that we all pay is very steep. There are no words, just lots of HUGGS!! To you and da family
EmilioDumphque - March 16, 2015, 1:16 am
Been there...a couple of times. The worst of it is, you'll never hear their opinion again, or laugh at something you said. You'll never laugh at something they said either.
Greybeard - March 15, 2015, 11:25 am
Thank you Mr. Gary. Laughter eases the pain :)
GaryO - March 15, 2015, 10:44 am
Dammit, GB, everboby has their load, but yours...yours, sir, is heavy...glad to have the opportunity to give you a laugh ever so often (what it’s all about)
Greybeard - March 15, 2015, 8:23 am
Me too. My 8yr old girl died in Dec and I didn't get to say goodbye. I'm in Afghanistan... :(
concern3 - March 15, 2015, 4:50 am
A 5er cause it's true, but it made me feel sad


Permanent Vacation -

TAGS: hell heaven vacation travel satan
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - December 7, 2014, 9:25 pm
Thanks guys :)
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 5:03 pm
So..? Where's Hell? Gated, secret entry? 5'd, with reservations.
GaryO - December 7, 2014, 8:40 am
HA! Dang fence...little help here!

Secret -

The Only Game In Town -

TAGS: life death heaven hell gambling
Rating: 4.92/5

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mizzdizz - December 18, 2014, 11:39 pm
Wanna bet? lol!

The Watched Pot, Never Boils. -

TAGS: smoked salmon manna from heaven
Rating: 3/5

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Thedge - December 2, 2014, 5:43 am
You won't believe it... have some mesquite. But, I prefer using rice. Fill a soup can and cover it in foil.
GaryO - December 1, 2014, 8:35 am
Yup, they're easy....what do you use for smoke?
Thedge - December 1, 2014, 4:44 am
Would send a few chunks if I could. But, smoker is easy-peasy to build. Cost me more to paint it than anything else in it. Look good next to a cabin.
GaryO - November 30, 2014, 8:43 pm
my brain thanks you, but my stomach curses you
Thedge - November 30, 2014, 2:17 pm
Hours later... delicious. Like good cheese, enough is a bit. Perfection. I love my UDS (ugly drum smoker).